{"id":794,"date":"2010-07-17T19:14:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-17T17:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.michael-krell.com\/?p=794"},"modified":"2017-05-16T14:47:40","modified_gmt":"2017-05-16T12:47:40","slug":"bienenstich-statt-hawaii-toast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michael-krell.com\/de\/bienenstich-statt-hawaii-toast\/","title":{"rendered":"Bienenstich statt Hawaii Toast!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So erging es meinem Bekannten Michael Heumann, der sich beim Ironman Frankfurt in seiner Altersklasse gute Chancen f\u00fcr eine Qualifikation ausgerechnet hatte.<\/p>\n<p>In der Mitte der Radstrecke flog ihm eine Biene an die Lippe und stach sich dort fest. Nachdem Michael sie heftig entfernte, passierte kurze Zeit nichts, aber nach ungef\u00e4hr 10 Minuten sah er an sich herunter, und er konnte dabei pl\u00f6tzlich seine Backe sehen! Weitere 5 Minuten sp\u00e4ter, dann auch seine Lippe, und dass muss man erstmal schaffen \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Seine rechte Gesichtsh\u00e4lfte war v\u00f6llig geschwollen und wie gel\u00e4hmt. Die Getr\u00e4nke die er zu sich nahm, liefen auf der einen Seite rein und auf der andern wieder heraus. Vern\u00fcnftigerweise lie\u00df er sich zur\u00fcckfallen und beobachtete seinen Zustand, jederzeit bereit bei einem noch gr\u00f6\u00dferen allergischen Schock vom Rad abzusteigen. Dieses Bild hier ist kurz nach dem Laufstart entstanden. Als die Leute ihn sahen, applaudierten sie frenetisch, in der Annahme dass Michael in der &#8222;disabled&#8220; Kategorie startete. Ohne dabei die Leistungen dieser Athleten schm\u00e4lern zu wollen, also nicht falsch verstehen! <\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_0j3c4ndfFAY\/TEHkkiAXjjI\/AAAAAAAABts\/ga7kM3nUhXY\/s1600\/Dicke%2BBacke.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" hw=\"true\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_0j3c4ndfFAY\/TEHkkiAXjjI\/AAAAAAAABts\/ga7kM3nUhXY\/s400\/Dicke%2BBacke.jpg\" width=\"267\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">anklicken zum vergr\u00f6\u00dfern<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<p>Gl\u00fccklicherweise ging die Schwellung nach etlichen Kopfb\u00e4dern im Eisk\u00fcbel langsam zur\u00fcck und beim Zieleinlauf erkennt man&nbsp;ihn&nbsp;gar nicht mehr&nbsp;wieder!<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_0j3c4ndfFAY\/TEHkrQYPaVI\/AAAAAAAABt0\/2xKaFs3g9YY\/s1600\/Zieleinlauf.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" hw=\"true\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_0j3c4ndfFAY\/TEHkrQYPaVI\/AAAAAAAABt0\/2xKaFs3g9YY\/s400\/Zieleinlauf.jpg\" width=\"262\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<p>Gratulation!! Leider war die Quali letztendlich 7 Minuten entfernt, wenn da mal nicht die Biene gewesen w\u00e4re \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>haut rein!<br \/>krelli<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So erging es meinem Bekannten Michael Heumann, der sich beim Ironman Frankfurt in seiner Altersklasse gute Chancen f\u00fcr eine Qualifikation [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1220],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-privates"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v19.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Bienenstich statt Hawaii Toast! - Michael Krell Triathlon Coaching<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.michael-krell.com\/de\/bienenstich-statt-hawaii-toast\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"de_DE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Bienenstich statt Hawaii Toast! 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